The deck

246 cards. Three decks. 212 illustrations.

Three decks, one visual language: heavy black ink over painted colour, every man lit by the room he's standing in. Nothing here is stock, nothing is reused, and nothing is a placeholder — the box is finished.

The 92-Year-Old, a Level 2 monster card set in the lobby, from Daddy's Dungeon: Bathhouse

Gym Selfie Gary, a Level 3 monster card set in the locker room, from Daddy's Dungeon: Bathhouse

The Snorer, a Level 3 monster card set in the private rooms, from Daddy's Dungeon: Bathhouse

Discount Night Darryl, a Level 4 monster card set in the lobby, from Daddy's Dungeon: Bathhouse

The Waterproof Phone Guy, a Level 6 monster card set at the hot tub, from Daddy's Dungeon: Bathhouse

Wrinkly Queen, a Level 8 monster card set in the steam room, from Daddy's Dungeon: Bathhouse

The Married “Straight” Guy, a Level 10 monster card set in the locker room, from Daddy's Dungeon: Bathhouse

Bench Hog Bruce, a Level 11 monster card set in the steam room, from Daddy's Dungeon: Bathhouse

The Door deck card back — a red-lit cubicle door

The Treasure deck card back — a key on dark cedar

The Twunk deck card back — pink pool light from below

The 92-Year-Old

Lobby & Lounge

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DOOR — 111 cards

Everyone you'll meet and everything that'll happen to you. Forty-five men, the rooms they're in, the curses your friends will play on you, and the eight tribes and eight positions you might turn out to be.

TREASURE — 87 cards

What you find, wear, drink and steal. Weapons, armour, potions and the occasional very good towel. Everything stacks, which is why the carry limits exist.

TWUNK — 48 cards

The Pen. Fourteen men, drawn face down — you get who you get. They fight for you, they leave with you, and you need three of them to walk into the sauna.

Every card

212 illustrations. All of them.

Every design in the box, in one hand. Forty-five men, the rooms they're in, and everything you'll find on the floor. Open any card for the full text.

212 of 212 illustrations

Discount Night Darryl

The Waterproof Phone Guy

Monster · Level 6

The Locker Key Flexer

The Bluetooth Speaker Guy

The No-Show at Room 12

Monster · Level 9

The Married "Straight" Guy

The Unfulfilled Patron

The Aggressive Bottom

Monster · Level 14

The Human Towel Rack

Monster · Level 15

The Ghost of Lockers Past

The Regular's Regular

Curse! Your Ex Is Here

Curse! Overhead Fluorescent Mirror

Curse

Curse! The Steam Clears

Curse

Curse! Cramp at the Worst Possible Moment

Curse

Curse! Adopted by a Daddy

Curse

Curse! He Looked Away

Curse

Curse! You Know Him From Work

Curse

Curse! The Ick

Curse

Curse! The Door Closed As You Walked Up

Curse

Curse! Membership Audit

Curse

Trap! Wet Floor, No Sign

Trap

Trap! The Door Locks Behind You

Trap

Trap! Glory Hole Splinter

Trap

Trap! The Fog Machine Malfunctions

Event! Power Outage in the Dark Room

Event

Event! Health Inspector Walk-Through

Event

Event! Free Upgrade Night

Event

Trap! You Sat on Someone's Glasses

Employee of the Month

Special

The Golden Towel

Special

The Sauna Door Cracks Open

He's Been Here Since Open

Booster

It's His Birthday

Booster

He's Got a Type and It's You

He's Wearing the Harness

The Door Didn't Latch

Wandering monster

He Followed You From the Hallway

Wandering monster

Room 12 Finally Opened

Wandering monster

The XL Black Dildo of Domination

Chrome Cock Ring of Power

Weapon

The Fisting Gauntlet

Weapon

Designer Jockstrap of Distraction

Weapon

Harness of Holding

Weapon

The Eternal Lube Bottle

Weapon

Rainbow LED Light-Up Dildo

Weapon

Vaporizer of Versatility

Weapon

Hole Findr Screenshot of Doom

Weapon

Used Towel Cape

Weapon

Bottle of Room-Temp Lube

Meth Pipe of Temporary Greatness

Weapon

The Clone-Your-Own Kit

Weapon

The Master Locker Key

Weapon

Sacred Elastic Wristband

Weapon

The Nod

Weapon

Emotional Support Waterbottle

Weapon

The Pocket Douche of Preparedness

Weapon

Wet Floor Sign Shield

Weapon

The Steam Wand

Weapon

Complimentary Robe of the VIP

Weapon

Foam Clogs of Uncrossable Confidence

Weapon

The Foam Party Cannon

Weapon

The Laminated Rules of the House

Weapon

Cucumber Water Chalice

Weapon

The Squeaky Massage Table

Weapon

Chain of Command

Weapon

The Chastity Cage of Focus

Weapon

Bootleg Body Oil ("Essence de Muscle")

Weapon

The Ring Light of Truth

Weapon

Daddy's Spare Robe Sash

Weapon

The Freshly Bleached Jockstrap

Armor

Harness of the First Timer

Armor

Full Leather Puppy Hood

Armor

The Towel of Infinite Tuck

Armor

Mesh Everything

Armor

Platform Sauna Slides

Armor

The Chrome Chest Plate (It's Just Baby Oil)

Armor

Captain's Hat of the Cruise

Armor

The Silk Kimono of the Retired Legend

Armor

Combat Clogs (Full Leather Edition)

Armor

The Rhinestone Cowboy Harness

Armor

Compression Everything

Armor

The Backwards Snapback of Eternal Youth

Armor

Glow Stick Rave Choker

Armor

The Union Suit With the Butt Flap

Armor

Electrolyte Elixir (Blue Flavor)

Potion

Pre-Workout Scoop of Rage

Potion

The Eternal Breath Spray

Potion

Warm Towel, Fresh From the Dryer

Potion

Mystery Gatorade From the Locker Room

Potion

Double Espresso From the Front Desk

Potion

Emergency Protein Bar

Potion

Eucalyptus Steam Bomb

Potion

The Good Lube (Top Shelf)

Potion

Room-Temp Tap Water in a Paper Cone

Potion

Collagen Gummy of Youth

Potion

Melatonin of the Disco Nap

Potion

The Sketchy Energy Shot From the Vending Machine

Potion

House Playlist Hits

Potion

The Communal Chapstick

Potion

Vitamin B12 Shot (From a Guy Named Mitch)

Potion

The Sexiest Coconut Oil

Potion

Spilled Poppers

Potion

The Day Pass That Never Expires

The Good Room (Corner Unit, Working Lock)

Boon

A Freshly Mopped Floor

Boon

Favor Up: The Glow Up

Special

Favor Up: Main Character Moment

Curse! The Stamp Washed Off

Curse

Curse! Vers Now, Apparently

Curse

Curse! Mistaken for Staff

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One email when the launch opens.

One email when it launches.

There are two ways past every man in this building.

You cruise the hallway — draw a Door card and meet whoever's behind it. Then you choose.

Manhandle him. Your Favor plus your gear against his Level. Beat him and you earn Daddy's Favor and whatever he was carrying. Ties go to him; he was there first.

Or seduce him. Roll a die against a target that gets harder the bigger he is. Succeed and you leave with his twunks — no fight, no treasure, no Bad Stuff. Fail and the Bad Stuff lands anyway.

Two currencies, and they want different things from you.

Favor is how you climb. Twunks are how you win — you need three of them in front of you to cross the Threshold. But a twunk is also worth +3 in a fight, and burning one is often the difference between winning tonight and winning at all. Every twunk you spend is one you have to replace before you can claim the game.

The house

Ten rooms. Everyone in them wants something.

The building is the game. Every man you meet is standing in a room, and the room is why he's lit the way he is. Ten of them, from the door you walk in through to the one nobody walks through alone. Pick a room on the map to see who's in it.

Route: the alley, the front desk, the cold plunge, the steam room, the locker room, a private cabin, the dark room, the dance floor, the bar, and finally the sauna.

Room by room

From the door you walk in through to the one nobody walks through alone.

The street corner. A bouncer, a queue that isn't a queue, and the decision to go in. Nothing has happened yet.

The lobby. Plexiglass check-in window, a wall of key hooks, a vending machine and a vinyl bench. Amber lamplight. This is where you find out what you cost.

The lockers. Cold fluorescent, hard shadows, everyone pretending not to look. Where things get taken and where they get found again.

The showers. Dim cool white and haze. Brief, and busier than it looks.

The steam room. Tile, not wood — a deep blue dark you can't see three feet into. The oldest arguments in the building happen here.

The hot tub and pool. Lit from below by underwater lamps, caustics crawling across the ceiling. Nobody looks good in this light. Everybody stays anyway.

The Pen. The dance floor. Fourteen men, forty-eight cards, and a DJ. You come here to recruit and you leave with whoever you got.

The bar. He's three drinks in and he has a theory about you.

The hallway. The darkest part of the building — a narrow maroon corridor of cheap louvered doors and wet rubber tile, lit by sconces. Every door is a card. This is what "cruise the hallway" means.

The private rooms. One lamp, one bed, one door that's either open or it isn't.

The dark room. A bare red bulb and not much else.

The sauna. The end of the path. Daddy is in there. You need Favor 10 and three twunks to cross the Threshold, and you don't get to see him until you do.

Nobody walks in there alone.

One email when the launch opens. Bring friends.

Press

Daddy's Dungeon: Bathhouse is a satirical dungeon-crawl card game for 3–8 players, set in a gay bathhouse. Players cruise a hallway, meet the man behind each door, and either manhandle him for Daddy's Favor or talk their way past him and take his twunks. First to Favor 10 holding three twunks crosses the Threshold into the sauna.

3–8 players60–120 min18+

246 cards. Three decks. 212 illustrations.

212 illustrations. All of them.

See the whole deck first.

Daddy's Dungeon: Bathhouse
A dungeon-crawler card game through a Los Angeles bathhouse

He's been in that towel since Tuesday.

Ten rooms. Everyone in them wants something.

Meet the house.

Two ways past every man in the building.

Be first through the door.

How to play Daddy's Dungeon: Bathhouse

There are two ways past every man in this building.

Two currencies, and they want different things from you.

Nobody starts as anybody.

Then the room turns.

The night can also just end.

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Ten rooms. Everyone in them wants something.

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From the door you walk in through to the one nobody walks through alone.

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Eight profiles. One sauna.

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Your score track is Daddy's DM thread.

Pick a profile. Then pick a night.

246 cards. Three decks. 212 illustrations.

212 illustrations. All of them.

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See the whole deck first.

I'm Holden.

Be first through the door.

Press

Be first through the door.

246 cards. Three decks. 212 illustrations.

212 illustrations. All of them.

See the whole deck first.

Daddy's Dungeon: BathhouseA dungeon-crawler card game through a Los Angeles bathhouse

He's been in that towel since Tuesday.

Ten rooms. Everyone in them wants something.

Meet the house.

Two ways past every man in the building.

Be first through the door.

How to play Daddy's Dungeon: Bathhouse

There are two ways past every man in this building.

Two currencies, and they want different things from you.

Nobody starts as anybody.

Then the room turns.

The night can also just end.

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Bring friends.

Ten rooms. Everyone in them wants something.

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From the door you walk in through to the one nobody walks through alone.

Nobody walks in there alone.

Eight profiles. One sauna.

Which profile are you?

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Your score track is Daddy's DM thread.

Pick a profile. Then pick a night.

246 cards. Three decks. 212 illustrations.

212 illustrations. All of them.

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See the whole deck first.

I'm Holden.

Be first through the door.

Press

Be first through the door.

Daddy's Dungeon: Bathhouse
A dungeon-crawler card game through a Los Angeles bathhouse